Some random jokes:

1. Theres this guy he wakes up, after a long night drinking with his work buddies he was totally drunk. But he notices that there is a chocolate on his bedside table with a rose, a glass of water and a asprin, takes the asprin and drinks the water he gets out of this bed and goes downstairs,(his house is perfectly clean) his wife left him a note saying "i am off shopping ,love you!" And his son was at the breakfast table and he asked his son"what happen last night?" and his son said "oh, you came home at 3am and threw up on the floor, broke the coffee table and fell into bed covered in your own puke!" then he asked "then why is the house all neat and clean?" his son says " cos when mum was trying to undress you to put you in bed, you said get your hands off me *****i am married!"
2. What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
3. Whats a fish with no "eyes"?
Fsh

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cheers,
iDanX

okay i did'nt really get the first joke.But the second,i'm guessing,blue paint. the third one i'm guessing fishballs.Any hit the bull's eye?

You got the 2nd one right!
Tip* Highlight: Genius way of hiding answers!

yay! i still cant solve the third.

Highlight everything after you tried out each of them

Hey Dan.The last few messages from Darklight was actually from me.He forgot to logout his account.

lols...icic okay!